I'VE WRITTEN BOOKS
they're all great
Finally! A guide to algebra for us:
The lovers of Juicy Couture, the slurpers of Strawberry Frappacinos, the girls who only mess with odd numbers because they "just can't even."
Brush up on your binomial coefficients with Britney, learn about linear equations with low ponytails, and break it all down with the probability of Ryan Gosling @-replying you on Twitter (GIRL I KNOW HE SAW IT AT LEAST). Math being hard was like, so yesterday.
Most fans of The Simpsons can distinguish Lenny from Carl without checking their hands. But only real fans recall the Eastern European equivalent of The Itchy & Scratchy Show, know the name of Barney Gumble's submission to the Springfield Film Festival, and have road tripped to the World's Fair in Knoxville.
100 Things The Simpsons Fans Should Know & Do Before They Die is the ultimate resource for true fans, whether you read at a Ralph Wiggum or Lisa Simpson level. Allie Goertz and Julia Prescott have collected every essential piece of Simpsons knowledge and trivia, as well as must-do activities, and rank them all from 1 to 100 in this entertaining book, which was just discarded from the shelves of The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop.
NOT FOR SALE -- but ready to read in screen shots. Check out my super-passive-aggressive, totally well-appreciated "hint-hint" that my sister Kati needs to get her shit together. :)